Masonic Feast

The Ancient and Accepted Mysteries of the Masonic Feast. The Master requested a BLT. The Junior Warden promised a chicken sub. The members expected a burger with four patties and a side of fries. The Treasurer could afford one slice of bread. The Junior Warden explained it as many varieties of tiny Hors D'oeuvre. The Junior Wardens wife heard that the food is setup to look like little robots. The Junior Wardens wife purchased apples sandwiching caramel and oats. The Junior warden provided a loaf of bread and carrots. The Stewards actually served lunchmeat on crackers with an "Angry Birds" face and some lettuce.