A man is walking through the recreation ground of his local park when he notices a huge fight in full fury on the football pitch he is passing.
“What’s going on?”, he asks a spectator watching from the side-lines.
The other replies “It’s a match between the Masons and the Knights of St Columbus.”
“What’s the score?” asks the first man.
“I don’t know, it’s a secret.”
Unity Lodge No. 146 