Category: Humor

  • Immediate Past Master

    Immediate Past Master

    A $19.99 Halloween costume package from Obvious Plant features an Immediate Past Master outfit for boys, including a body suit and 37 appendant body memberships. The costume, with a shadow figure and Marlboro cigarettes, comes with the text “Oh No! Where’d he go?” Read more

  • Architecture

    Architecture

    The cartoon depicts the three pillars of Freemasonry – Wisdom, Strength, and Beauty. Each has a person on top making a witty comment. The first pillar shines brightly, the second references Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic”, and the third humorously calls the second person “doric”. Read more

  • Password Strength

    Password Strength

    Two Masons encounter an unexpected challenge at a freemasonry Lodge room door, where a new password requirement catches them off guard. Illustrated by Adam Bayer and featured in Masonic Mirth by WB Greg O’Neal, the scene captures the modernization of traditional practices within the Masonic community. Read more

  • Italian Renaissance Paintings

    Italian Renaissance Paintings

    After experiencing a real plague, I comprehend why Italian Renaissance art often depicts naked, overweight individuals lounging on sofas. Read more

  • Masons Are My Peeps

    Masons Are My Peeps

    The Easter drawing features five yellow chicks in Masonic Aprons, with the center chick wearing the Worshipful Masters’ top hat and jewel. The text, “Masons are my peeps,” accompanies the image, reflecting a playful and lighthearted connection between Easter and Masonic symbolism. Read more

  • Valentine’s Day

    Valentine’s Day

    The post serves as a charming reminder for Valentine’s Day on February 14th. It includes a heartwarming anecdote about a couple’s tradition of visiting a restaurant twice a week. The quote attributed to Red Skelton adds a sentimental touch to the message. Read more

  • Suggestions

    Suggestions

    The cartoon depicts Mason, surrounded by paperwork, dropping a suggestion in a box. Another Mason suggests he might be happier as an Elk or Moose. Originally from Tied to Masonic Apron Strings, Missouri Lodge of Research, 1969. Read more

  • Masonic Ballot Box

    Masonic Ballot Box

    Two masons wearing aprons are depicted in a picture, with the Senior Deacon holding a ballot box and the Worshipful Master choosing a ball to vote with. The text humorously notes the date (May 15th, 1785) as the first known use of the “Quit playing with your balls” joke. Read more

  • Masonic Handshakes

    Masonic Handshakes

    In a meme from “Anchorman: The Legend of Rob Burgundy,” Rob reports on the replacement of handshakes with elbow bumps as Masons develop variations of the birdie dance. Read more

  • Masonic Face Mask

    Masonic Face Mask

    The cartoon depicts a man in a suit wearing a masonic apron as a face mask during the Covid-19 pandemic. The text emphasizes the modification of wearing the apron during this critical period. Read more

  • Social Distancing

    Social Distancing

    This photograph shows NASA astronaut Buzz Aldrin in a white space suit with the words “Social Distancing Level: Expert” overlaying it. The meme was created during the COVID-19 pandemic when social distancing was crucial. Buzz Aldrin, one of the few to reach the moon, was approximately 239,000 miles from Earth. Read more

  • Answering The Door

    Answering The Door

    Amid the pandemic, a striking image surfaces: a man in a white biohazard suit with freemasonry insignia asks “Who comes here?” This thought-provoking scenes reflect the impact of COVID-19 on traditional rituals and societal roles. Read more