Category: Humor
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Immediate Past Master
A $19.99 Halloween costume package from Obvious Plant features an Immediate Past Master outfit for boys, including a body suit and 37 appendant body memberships. The costume, with a shadow figure and Marlboro cigarettes, comes with the text “Oh No! Where’d he go?” Read more
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Architecture
The cartoon depicts the three pillars of Freemasonry – Wisdom, Strength, and Beauty. Each has a person on top making a witty comment. The first pillar shines brightly, the second references Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic”, and the third humorously calls the second person “doric”. Read more
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Password Strength
Two Masons encounter an unexpected challenge at a freemasonry Lodge room door, where a new password requirement catches them off guard. Illustrated by Adam Bayer and featured in Masonic Mirth by WB Greg O’Neal, the scene captures the modernization of traditional practices within the Masonic community. Read more
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Italian Renaissance Paintings
After experiencing a real plague, I comprehend why Italian Renaissance art often depicts naked, overweight individuals lounging on sofas. Read more
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Masons Are My Peeps
The Easter drawing features five yellow chicks in Masonic Aprons, with the center chick wearing the Worshipful Masters’ top hat and jewel. The text, “Masons are my peeps,” accompanies the image, reflecting a playful and lighthearted connection between Easter and Masonic symbolism. Read more
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Valentine’s Day
The post serves as a charming reminder for Valentine’s Day on February 14th. It includes a heartwarming anecdote about a couple’s tradition of visiting a restaurant twice a week. The quote attributed to Red Skelton adds a sentimental touch to the message. Read more
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Suggestions
The cartoon depicts Mason, surrounded by paperwork, dropping a suggestion in a box. Another Mason suggests he might be happier as an Elk or Moose. Originally from Tied to Masonic Apron Strings, Missouri Lodge of Research, 1969. Read more
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Masonic Ballot Box
Two masons wearing aprons are depicted in a picture, with the Senior Deacon holding a ballot box and the Worshipful Master choosing a ball to vote with. The text humorously notes the date (May 15th, 1785) as the first known use of the “Quit playing with your balls” joke. Read more
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Masonic Handshakes
In a meme from “Anchorman: The Legend of Rob Burgundy,” Rob reports on the replacement of handshakes with elbow bumps as Masons develop variations of the birdie dance. Read more
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Masonic Face Mask
The cartoon depicts a man in a suit wearing a masonic apron as a face mask during the Covid-19 pandemic. The text emphasizes the modification of wearing the apron during this critical period. Read more
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Answering The Door
Amid the pandemic, a striking image surfaces: a man in a white biohazard suit with freemasonry insignia asks “Who comes here?” This thought-provoking scenes reflect the impact of COVID-19 on traditional rituals and societal roles. Read more
