Category: Humor
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Pyramid Snowman
A pyramid-shaped snowman with one eye claims to a regular snowman, “I was built by a Freemason!” in a cartoon drawing. Read more
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Strange Behavior
A new brother’s wife expressed concern about his strange behavior, such as locking himself in the toilet for hours to mumble over a little blue book. When asked, the brother denied any issues. It was later revealed that he used the tiled room for reading due to its unique construction. Read more
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Genie
The Worshipful Master found a Genie who granted a wish. The Master first wished for a bridge to Hawaii, but the Genie couldn’t grant it. The Master then wished for peace at the next meeting, and the Genie humorously asked about the bridge’s lanes. Read more
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Football Brawl
Two rival groups engage in a secretive match at a local park, alarming a passerby. The man’s query for the score is met with a cryptic response, adding to the intrigue. Read more
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Masonic Clock
A Masonic Master from Old Adage Lodge #1 visits Heaven, only to discover his lodge’s clock in the kitchen. St. Peter explains that the clocks move when a ritual mistake is made. The humorous twist reveals the need for a fan, delivering an unexpected punchline. Read more
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Masonic Feast
The Masonic feast’s expectations were high, but the reality fell short. The Master sought a BLT, the Junior Warden promised a chicken sub, and the Treasurer could only afford a slice of bread. The food ended up being lunchmeat on crackers shaped as “Angry Birds.” Read more
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Why do they want Masonic Education?
Statler & Waldorf humorously question the desire for Masonic Education, expressing uncertainty about its purpose. Their response reflects skepticism, implying a preference for tradition over educational innovation. Read more
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The Postman
A postman came across an unsealed letter addressed to God, requesting $50 for a family in need. Being a Mason, he shared the letter at the lodge, and they raised $25. The postman delivered the money, but received another letter instructing future donations to go through the Knights of Columbus as the Masons kept half. Read more
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Last Words
In a grim scenario, a convicted murderer about to be hanged expresses hatred for Masons, attributing the circumstances of his conviction to their influence. The hangman, unperturbed, instructs the man to take a step forward with his left foot, suggesting a darkly ironic twist in the tale. Read more
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The Raising
A postcard depicts freemasons in tuxedos smiling as they watch a candidate screaming while on a hook, with the text “It’s fine to be a Mason. The Raising.” Read more
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The Passing
The postcard shows two men, one holding a bottle of liquor and offering a filled wine glass to the other. The text reads, “Are you a Mason? The Passing.” Read more
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Light Bulb
How many Masons does it take to screw in a light bulb? Read more
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